Juice Springsteen |
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a glorious anthem of celery, apple, kale, swiss chard, dandelion greens, parsley, ginger and lemon. with healing power that'll make you feel like you were born to run baby. |
Juice Willis |
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an action-packed, delicious explosion of carrots, coconut water, and lime. providing you the strength to kick the bejeebers out of the most evil hangover. yippee, ki, yay. |
Juicy Liu |
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a gorgeous blend of almonds, hazelnut, honey, and sea salt. with it's abundance of antioxidants, your skin will look as soft and healthy as a beautiful asian-american actress, slash, model. |
Juice Bigalow |
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if apple, beets, carrot, ginger, and lemon "got it on." this would be their lovechild. and said child would relieve stress so you can live a long life, both in and out of bed. |
Lucky Juice-Lano |
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it's a killer combination of parsley, celery, kale chard, apple and lemon. it's like unloading a tommy gun full of vitamin c to your body, so you fight disease like a gangster. |
Juicille Ball |
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everybody loves a mixture of lemon, cayenne and maple syrup because its's detoxifying and mind-calmin. like vegging out and watching a 24-hour "1 love lucy" marathon. |
Juice-Tin Bieber |
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with almonds, coconut nectar, and sea salt. you'll get enough antioxidants to look as youthful as a teenybopper pop star who strongly resembles a pretty women. |
Cutler #6 |
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spinach, carrot, celery, cucumber, apple, and lemon fires a bullet pass of flavor to your mouth. and obs your immune system like an american football hero with really nice hair. |
Punky Juice-Ster |
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this wacky combo of matcha, almonds, chia, chlorophyll and mint keeps you youthful with the boundless energy of a wise-cracking, freckle, faced twelve year old. |