| Simpleton |
$2.75 |
cheese or pep |
| Specialty |
$3.75 |
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| Pepperoni |
$9.00 - $16.00 |
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| Cheese |
$16.00 - $9.00 |
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| Mushroom |
$10.00 - $19.00 |
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| Pineapple |
$10.00 - $19.00 |
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| Pepperoni Sausage |
$11.00 - $22.00 |
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| Pepperoni Mushroom |
$11.00 - $22.00 |
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| The BBQ Chicken |
$14.00 - $28.00 |
a fan favorite, with marinated bbq chicken, sweet baby rays bbq sauce, cheddar cheese, bacon, and homemade ranch |
| The BBQ Potato |
$14.00 - $28.00 |
sliced yukon gold potatoes, sweet baby rays bbq sauce, cheddar cheese, bacon, and homemade ranch |
| BBQ Steak & Fries |
$13.00 - $26.00 |
thinly sliced marinated steak with crinkle cut french fries, mozzarella, and a generous slathering of sweet baby rays bbq sauce |
| BBQ Chicken Pineapple |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
marinated bbq chicken and mozzarella on a marinara base, topped with pineapple |
| Smores |
$14.00 - $28.00 |
roasted mini marshmallows, chocolate chips and crumbled graham crackers on a light mozzarella base, topped with a drizzle of chocolate syrup |
| Spinach Feta Pesto |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
sautéed spinach and mozzarella on a pesto base, topped with crumbled feta cheese |
| Tomato Pesto |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
sliced tomatoes and extra mozzarella on a pesto base |
| Portabella Pesto |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
balsamic marinated portabella mushrooms and mozzarella on a pesto base |
| Dimo Florentine |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
mozzarella, sautéed spinach, and chopped tomatoes on a marinara base, topped with crumbled feta cheese |
| 3veg |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
mozzarella, balsamic marinated portabella mushrooms, sautéed spinach and roasted red peppers on a marinara base |
| Bbfat* |
$14.00 - $28.00 |
crumbled feta cheese, avocado slices, and chopped tomatoes on a black bean base, with a splash of extra virgin olive oil |
| The Kalamata* |
$14.00 - $28.00 |
fresh mozzarella, roasted red peppers and parmesan on a kalamata olive puree base, topped with fresh parsley |
| Don Giovanni (Don G.)* |
$14.00 - $28.00 |
fresh mozzarella, chopped tomatoes, avocado and asiago cheese, with a splash of extra virgin olive oil |
| The Mac |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
our most popular slice, with macaroni noodles and cheddar cheese on a homemade crème fraiche base |
| Buff Chick |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
marinated buffalo chicken and mozzarella on a crème fraiche base, topped with grated bleu cheese |
| Finger Lickin Chicken Fingers |
$14.00 - $28.00 |
mozzarella, breaded chicken, cheddar cheese, bbq sauce, homemade honey mustard and ranch dressings |
| Philly |
$13.00 - $26.00 |
seasoned philly-style steak with onions, green and red bell peppers, mozzarella and homemade ranch |
| Cheesy Potato |
$13.00 - $26.00 |
sliced yukon gold potatoes, homemade ranch, and a trifecta of mozzarella, cheddar and asiago cheeses, topped with parsley |
| Chicken N Waffles |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
mozzarella, breaded chicken, melted butter, and mini waffle bites on a crème fraiche base, topped with maple syrup |
| Steak Nacho |
$14.00 - $28.00 |
mozzarella, carne asada, pico de gallo, tortilla chips, and cheddar cheese on a sour cream base, topped with salsa verde |
| Spicy Chicken Quesadilla |
$13.00 - $26.00 |
mozzarella, marinated buffalo chicken, and an extra layer of dough on top, baked with cheddar and cracked black pepper |
| Spicy Chicken Taco |
$14.00 - $28.00 |
mozzarella, marinated buffalo chicken, and pico de gallo on a marinara base, topped with cheddar cheese |
| Spicy Chicken Burrito* |
$13.00 - $26.00 |
marinated buffalo chicken, sour cream and cheddar cheese on a black bean and rice base |
| Guacamole Burrito* |
$14.00 - $28.00 |
zesty homemade guacamole, sour cream and cheddar cheese on a black bean and rice base |
| FMTB* |
$14.00 - $28.00 |
fresh mozzarella, sliced roma tomatoes, and fresh basil leaves on a marinara base, with a splash of extra virgin olive oil (call it the "margherita" if you must) |
| The CPA |
$13.00 - $26.00 |
mozzarella, penne noodles, breaded chicken, and asiago cheese on an alfredo base, topped with fresh parsley (you can also substitute chicken for italian sausage or button mushrooms) |
| Chicken Parm |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
mozzarella, breaded chicken, and asiago cheese on a marinara base, topped with fresh parsley |
| Lasagna Marinara |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
mozzarella, lasagna noodles, and asiago cheese on a marinara base, topped with fresh parsley |
| Tortellini |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
mozzarella, ricotta filled tricolor tortellini, and asiago cheese with choice of pesto or marinara base |
| Teese Only |
$16.00 - $9.00 |
mozzarella or cheddar |
| Sausage |
$10.00 - $19.00 |
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| The Mac |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
a dimos classic, with mozzarella teese, vegan butter, and macaroni noodles, topped with cheddar teese |
| Lasagna Marinara |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
italian sausage seitan, lasagna noodles, and mozzarella teese on a marinara base, topped with fresh parsley |
| The Naked 3Veg |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
balsamic marinated portabella mushrooms, sautéed spinach, roasted red peppers and a splash of extra virgin olive oil, on a marinara base (no need to teese) |
| Dimo Florentine |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
chopped tomatoes, sautéed spinach, and artichokes on a marinara base, topped with mozzarella teese |
| BBQ Steak & Fries |
$13.00 - $26.00 |
mozzarella teese, italian sausage seitan, a generous slathering of sweet baby rays bbq sauce, and crinkle cut french fries |
| Buffalo Chicken & Pineapple |
$12.00 - $24.00 |
marinated buffalo chicken seitan and mozzarella teese on a marinara base, topped with pineapple |
| Chorizo Seitan Taco |
$14.00 - $28.00 |
chorizo seitan, pico de gallo and both teese varieties on a marinara base (you can also substitute with spicy chicken seitan) |
| Caesar |
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romaine, egg, croutons |
| Mixed Greens |
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red onion, pecans, cranberries, roasted red peppers, feta |
| Greek |
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romaine, red onion, kalamata olives, roasted red peppers, tomatoes, cucumbers, feta |
| Soda (Or Pop) Cans |
$1.25 |
diet coke, sprite, mountain dew, dr. pepper, cherry coke |
| Old School Mexican Coke |
$2.25 |
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| Gales Root Beer |
$1.50 |
a local favorite |
| Calypso |
$2.25 |
all natural lemonade, teamonade |
| Boxed Water |
$2.25 |
is better |
| Homemade Brownies |
$2.00 |
made with belgian chocolate and a kick of espresso, topped with powdered sugar (ask to have it heated up) |
| Dough Ball |
$2.00 - $3.00 |
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| Marinara |
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| Alfredo |
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| BBQ Sauce |
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| Crème Fraiche |
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| Pesto |
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| Ranch |
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| Sour Cream |
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| Mozzarella |
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| Cheddar |
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| Asiago |
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| Bleu Cheese |
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| Feta |
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| Chicago Vegan Foods |
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| Mozzarella Teese |
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| Chicago Vegan Foods Cheddar Teese |
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| Artichokes |
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| Red Onions |
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| Bell Peppers |
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| French Fries |
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| Sautéed |
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| Spinach |
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| Portabella Mushrooms |
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| Button Mushrooms |
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| Roasted Red Peppers |
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| Sliced Tomatoes |
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| Diced Tomatoes |
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| Basil |
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| Kalamata Olives |
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| Pico De Gallo |
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| Sliced Italian Sausage |
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| Bacon |
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| Breaded Chicken |
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| Grilled Chicken |
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| Spicy Chicken |
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| BBQ Chicken |
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| Philly-Style Steak |
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| Uptons Italian Sausage |
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| Seitan |
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| Uptons Buffalo Chicken Seitan |
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| Uptons Chorizo Seitan |
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| Penne |
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| Lasagna |
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| Macaroni |
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| Tortellini |
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