| Stuffed Tots |
$7.50 |
bacon and cheddar stuffed jumbo tator tots, smothered in jalapeno-blue cheese sauce. they're as good as they sound. |
| Bacon Fat Popcorn |
$4.50 |
it fell from heaven and wants to be in your mouth. |
| Cheddar Jalapeno Poppers |
$7.50 |
breaded and deliciously fried. served with bacon-ranch dip or angry mayo. |
| Nacho 3 Ways |
$10.50 |
they all start the same: el matador tortilla chips, cuban black beans, lettuce, fresh salsa and pickled jalapenos. then we make them different: meathead - spicy taco beef, grassfield farm's white che |
| Blt Nachos |
$10.50 |
el matador tortilla chips with creswick farm's uncured hickory smoked bacon, chopped tomato and lettuce plus grassfield farm's white cheddar and pepper jack cheese, fresh salsa, onion, pickled jalape |
| Spicy Queso Dip |
$5.50 |
"white trash" goodness with velveeta and salsa with tortilla chips. served wtih fresh jalapenos and scallions. |
| Spicy Pickled Veggies |
$6.50 |
house made with asparagus, cauliflower, peppers, mushrooms, olives, cucumber and carrots. served with red pepper hummus and pita bread. |
| Beer Battered Onion Rings |
$5.50 |
served with angry mayo or spicy avocado vegan ranch. |
| Chronic Fries |
$4.95 |
our house fries with a secret spicy seasoning. you must try them! |
| Chili Cheese Fries |
$6.50 |
our famous chronic fries smothered in chili and topped with queso dipping sauce, scallions and jalapenos. |
| Real Chicken Wings |
$9.50 |
10 wings tossed in buffalo hot, mild, golden bbq or sweet-chili. served with celery sticks and blue cheese dressing. |
| Poor Man's Potato Wings |
$7.50 |
10 breaded potato wedges tossed in buffalo hot, mild, golden bbq or sweet-chili. served with celery and spicy avocado ranch on the side. |
| Vegan "chicken" Wings |
$9.50 |
10 house made vegan wings tossed in buffalo hot, mild, golden bbq or sweet-chili. served wtih celery and spicy avocado ranch on the side. |
| Ted Avocado Nugents |
$5.50 |
arcadia hopmouth beer battered fresh avocado slices. served with our spicy "wango tango" avocado ranch dipping sauce. |
| Spicy Black Bean Chili |
$4.50 - $6.00 |
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| Spicy Beef And Black Bean Chili |
$5.00 - $7.00 |
we added seasoned beef to the chili and topped it with our house made spicy queso dipping cheese and locally made tortilla chips. |
| Ride The Lightning |
$8.50 - $9.50 |
fresh greens with tomato, broccoli, spinach, orange and avocado tossed (ungently, by the way) with housemade ginger and garlic dressing and topped with sauteed asparagus. |
| Stella Blue Stuffed Burger |
$11.75 |
as simple as it sounds, stuffed with blue cheese and bacon. |
| Government Cheese Stuffed Burger |
$11.75 |
stuffed with aged white cheddar cheese. |
| Hot Stuff Burger |
$11.75 |
stuffed with jalapenos and pepper jack and served with our super hot mustard on the side. |
| The Queso Jalapeno |
$11.75 |
take the hot stuffed burger and add our house made spicy queso cheese dip and pickled jalapenos. |
| The Buffalo |
$11.75 |
take the stella blue stuffed burger and add stella's buffalo wing sauce and celery mayo. |
| The Mr. Fables |
$11.75 |
an olive burger! black angus burger topped with a ton of green olives, blue cheese and swiss cheese. |
| The Big Ballah |
$12.50 |
black angus topped with cheddar stuffed jalapeno poppers, bacon and an onion ring. |
| Hippy Stuffed Black Bean And Lentil Burger |
$10.50 |
housemade black bean and lentil burger stuffed with tempeh bacon and pesto. |
| White Lightning |
$10.50 |
house made white bean, green pea and mushroom burger coated in tortilla chips and smothered in our spicy black bean chili. |
| Cubano |
$10.50 |
braised pork, ham, pickles, habanero mustard and swiss cheese on country white bread, pressed hot! |
| Philly Steak |
$11.50 |
made with seasoned roast beef, sauteed onions, peppers, mushrooms, pepper jack and white cheddar cheese. served on a fresh garlic bread baguette. |
| Spicy Chorizo Burrito Wrap |
$10.00 |
chorizo sausage, sweet potato, rice and black beans, house ranch, lettuce, tomoto and onion in a spinach wrap. served wtih a side of fresh salsa and tortilla chips. |
| Sweet Potato Burrito Wrap |
$8.50 |
sweet potato, rice and black beans, vegan ranch, lettuce, tomato and onions in a spinach wrap. served with a side of fresh salsa and tortilla chips. |
| No Spring Chicken Sandwich |
$8.50 |
house made crispy patty (not chicken!) sandwich topped with lettuce, tomato and onion. your choice - buffalo hot, mild, golden bbq or sweet-chili on fresh roll. |
| No Bull Steak |
$10.00 |
made with seasoned tempeh (not beef!) sauteed onions, peppers, mushrooms and sunflower vegan cheese. served on fresh garlic bread baguette. |
| Grilled Cheese |
$9.00 |
classic grilled cheese (but different!) pepper jack and white cheddar on a toasted french bread with pesto, fresh spinach, onion and tomato. |
| Angry Pig Tacos |
$9.50 |
spicy pork carnitas, cabbage, salsa and cilantro-lime infused sour cream on red corn tortillas. served with a side of spicy queso dip and chips. |
| Vegan Meat Loaf |
$11.50 |
house made with tofu, organic lentils, brown rice, potatoes and carrots (and other things!) and served over whipped potatoes with mushroom gravy, green peas and haystack onions. |
| Gooey Gooey Cookie Rolls |
$4.00 |
Served with vanilla cream dipping sauce and strawberries |
| American Lager - Rolling Rock |
$2.50 |
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| American Lager - Pabst Blue Ribbon |
$2.50 |
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| American Pale Ale - Founder's Pale Ale |
$5.00 |
made here in grand rapids |
| American Stout - Bell's Kalamazoo Stout, Kalamazoo, Mi |
$5.00 |
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| Pale American Wheat - Bell's Oberon, Kalamazoo, Mi |
$5.00 |
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| American Ipa - Shorts Humalupalicious, Bellaire, Michigan |
$5.00 |
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| American Brown Ale - Shorts Bellaire Brown, Bellaire, Michigan |
$5.00 |
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| American Stout - Bell's Kalamazoo Stout, Kalamazoo, Mi |
$5.00 |
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| Vander Mill Cider |
$5.00 |
locally made cider from spring lake, mi. we rotate the offering depending on the season. |
| A Nice German Wheat Beer - Hacker Pschorr Hefeweizen |
$5.00 |
our only import on tap. |
| Awesome Double Ipa - Arcadia Hop Mouth, Battle Creek, Michigan |
$5.00 |
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| Stella's Rotating Draft Of The Month |
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this tap rotates monthly. ask your server or bartender about it! |
| American Pale Ale - Sierra Nevada |
$5.00 |
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| Hefeweizen - Pauliner |
$5.00 |
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| Saison Style Farmhouse Ale - Brewery Vivant Farm Hand |
$6.00 |
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| American Lager - Blatz |
$2.00 |
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| Cream Ale - Genessee Cream |
$2.00 |
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| American Lager - Strohs |
$2.00 |
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| American Lager - Olympia |
$2.00 |
old school cool or crap. |
| American Lager - Hamm's Special Light |
$2.00 |
our only "light" beer. |
| American Lager - Old Style |
$2.00 |
for our friends in chicago. |
| Mickey's Malt Liquor |
$4.00 |
served in a paper sack. |
| Colt 45 Malt Liquor |
$4.00 |
served in a paper sack. |
| Well |
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all wells are rot gut cheap at $3. we pour 2oz for everything, but if you want more. |
| Calls |
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as long as you call it either svedka vodka, seagram's gin, cruzan rum, sailor jerry spiced rumm, sauza tequila or seagram's 7 whiskey, we can get it for you. actually, we've added a few more for thos |
| Ancient Age |
$4.50 |
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| Angel's Envy |
$8.00 |
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| Bakers |
$10.50 |
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| Basil Hayden |
$10.00 |
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| Blanton |
$11.75 |
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| Bookers |
$11.50 |
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| Buffalo Trace |
$6.50 |
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| Bulleit |
$6.75 |
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| Charter 101 |
$7.25 |
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| Corner Creek Reserve |
$7.50 |
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| Eagle Rare Single Bar 10 Yr |
$7.75 |
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| Elijah Craig 12 Yr |
$7.25 |
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| Elijah Craig 18 Yr |
$10.50 |
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| Elmer T Lee |
$8.00 |
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| Evan Williams Black |
$3.00 |
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| Evan Williams Single Barrel |
$7.75 |
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| Ezra B |
$7.50 |
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| Fighting Cock |
$6.00 |
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| Four Roses Small Batch |
$6.75 |
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| Four Roses Single Barrel |
$7.50 |
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| Hancocks Reserve |
$11.50 |
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| Henry Mckenna Single Bar |
$7.75 |
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| Jefferson's |
$8.00 |
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| Jefferson's Reserve |
$11.75 |
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| Jeremiah Weed |
$4.00 |
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| Jim Beam |
$4.00 |
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| Jim Beam Black |
$6.25 |
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| Knob Creek |
$6.75 |
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| Knob Creek Single Barrel |
$8.00 |
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| Makers Mark |
$6.50 |
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| Markers Mark 46 |
$7.25 |
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| Old Charter 8 Yr |
$7.00 |
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| Old Charter 10 Yr |
$7.25 |
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| Old Crow |
$3.00 |
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| Old Crow Reserve |
$3.50 |
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| Old Ezra 7 Yr |
$5.00 |
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| Old Forester 100 |
$7.25 |
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| Old Grand Dad |
$4.00 |
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| Old Grand Dad 114 |
$5.50 |
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| Old Taylor |
$5.00 |
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| Old Weller 107 |
$7.50 |
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| Parkers Heritage Gold Ann. |
$23.75 |
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| Rebel Reserve |
$6.25 |
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| Ridgemont Reserve 1792 |
$11.75 |
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| Rock Hill Farms |
$11.50 |
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| Sam Houston |
$8.00 |
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| W.l. Weller Special Res. |
$7.00 |
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| Wild Turkey 80 |
$6.00 |
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| Wild Turkey 101 |
$6.25 |
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| Wild Turkey Kentucky Spirit |
$7.75 |
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| Wild Turkey Rare Breed |
$7.00 |
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| Woodford Reserve |
$7.00 |
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| Woodford Reserve Derby 09 |
$10.50 |
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| Georgia Moon - Fruit Jar |
$3.75 |
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| Platte Valley Jugs |
$5.50 |
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| Stranahans Colorado |
$11.50 |
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| "1" |
$10.00 |
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| Bulleit Rye |
$6.25 |
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| Jim Beam |
$4.00 |
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| Gentleman Jack |
$6.75 |
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| George Dickel Cascade Hollow |
$5.00 |
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| George Dickel Old #12 |
$7.00 |
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| Jack Daniels #7 Black |
$5.00 |
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| Jack Daniels #7 Green |
$5.00 |
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| Jack Daniels Single Barrel |
$7.25 |
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| Prichard's Double Barrel |
$13.25 |
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| Black Velvet |
$3.50 |
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| Black Velvet Reserve |
$4.00 |
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| Canadian Club |
$4.00 |
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| Canadian Club Res 10 Yr |
$4.00 |
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| Canadian Club 30 Yr 150 Anniv |
$19.00 |
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| Canadian Club 100 |
$5.25 |
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| Canadian Club Sherry 8 Yr |
$7.25 |
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| Canadian Club Classic 12 Yr |
$6.25 |
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| Canadian Mist |
$4.00 |
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| Crown Royal |
$6.50 |
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| Crown Royal Black |
$6.50 |
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| Crown Royal Spec Reserve |
$12.50 |
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| Crown Royal Cask #16 |
$12.50 |
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| Danfields Private Reserve |
$7.25 |
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| Forty Creek Barrel Select |
$7.25 |
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| Seagrams Vo |
$4.00 |
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| Seagrams Vo Gold |
$4.00 |
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| Tangle Ridge Canadian |
$7.25 |
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| Wisers Delux 10 Yr |
$6.25 |
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| Wisers 18 Yr |
$10.50 |
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| Black Bush |
$6.75 |
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| Bushmills |
$6.25 |
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| Bushmills Malt 10 Yr |
$7.25 |
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| Bushmills Malt 16 Yr |
$11.25 |
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| Bushmills Malt 21 Yr |
$13.25 |
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| Clont Arf Irish Reserve |
$6.75 |
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| Connemara |
$10.50 |
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| Feckin |
$5.50 |
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| Feckin Spiced |
$5.50 |
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| Jameson |
$6.25 |
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| Jameson 12 Yr |
$7.25 |
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| Jameson Golf |
$10.50 |
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| Jameson 18 Yr |
$12.50 |
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| Jameson Vintage |
$21.75 |
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| John Power & Son |
$6.00 |
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| Kilbeggan |
$6.00 |
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| Knappogue Castle 1995 |
$7.00 |
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| Michael Collins |
$6.25 |
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| Michael Collins Single Malt |
$7.50 |
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| Middleton Rare |
$15.25 |
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| Redbreast |
$7.75 |
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| The Irishman Single Malt |
$7.50 |
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| Tullamore Dew |
$5.50 |
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| Tullamore Dew Crock |
$7.00 |
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| Tullamore Dew 10 Yr |
$7.00 |
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| Tullamore Dew 12 Yr |
$7.25 |
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| Wild Geese Classic |
$7.50 |
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| Wild Geese Single Malt |
$12.50 |
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| Aberfeldy 12 Yr |
$7.50 |
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| Aberlour 12 Yr Speyside |
$7.50 |
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| Aberlour A'bunadh |
$10.75 |
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| Ancnoc 12 Yr |
$7.50 |
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| Ardbeg Airidh Nam Beist 90 |
$12.00 |
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| Ardbeg 10 Yr |
$8.00 |
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| Ardbeg Uigeadail |
$12.00 |
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| Ardmore |
$10.25 |
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| Arran Malt 10 Yr Non Chill |
$8.00 |
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| Auchentoshan Classic |
$6.75 |
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| Auchentoshan 3 Wood |
$10.50 |
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| Ballantine's Finest |
$4.00 |
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| Balvenie Madeira Cask 17 Yr |
$14.50 |
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| Balvenie Portwood 21 Yr |
$16.50 |
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| Bowmore 18 Yr |
$12.50 |
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| Bunnahabhain 12 Yr |
$8.00 |
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| Caol Ila 12 Yr |
$10.00 |
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| Chivas Regal |
$6.50 |
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| Chivas Regal 18 Yr |
$8.00 |
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| Craigduff 33 Yr |
$22.75 |
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| Cutty Sark |
$5.00 |
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| Dalwhinnie |
$10.50 |
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| Dewar's White Label |
$5.50 |
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| Dewar's Special Reserve 12 Yr |
$7.00 |
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| Dimple Pinch |
$7.25 |
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| Duggan's Blend |
$4.00 |
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| Edradour 10 Yr |
$10.50 |
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| Glenfarclas Scotch 25 Yr |
$19.75 |
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| Glenfiddich 12 Yr |
$7.00 |
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| Glenfiddich 15 Yr Dist. |
$11.25 |
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| Glenfiddich 30 Yr |
$35.50 |
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| Glen Garioch Founder's Res |
$7.50 |
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| Glen Garioch 15 Yr |
$8.00 |
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| Glenlivet 12 Yr |
$7.00 |
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| Glenlivet French Oak 15 Yr |
$7.75 |
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| Glenlivet 18 Yr |
$11.00 |
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| Glenlivet Nadurra |
$10.50 |
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| Glenlivet 25 Yr |
$27.75 |
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| Glenmorangie |
$7.50 |
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| Glenmorangie18 Yr |
$13.00 |
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| Glenmorangie Nectar D'or |
$10.50 |
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| Gran Macnish |
$3.50 |
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| Hanky Banister |
$6.25 |
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| Isle Of Jura Superstition |
$10.25 |
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| J&b Rare |
$5.50 |
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| Johnnie Walker Red Label |
$5.50 |
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| Johnnie Walker Black Label |
$7.00 |
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| Johnnie Walker Green Label |
$10.50 |
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| Johnnie Walker Gold Label |
$12.00 |
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| Johnnie Walker Blue Label |
$20.00 |
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| Lagavulin Distillers |
$13.50 |
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| Lagavulin |
$11.50 |
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| Laphroaig Quarter Cask |
$10.25 |
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| Laphroaig 10 Yr Cask Str. |
$10.50 |
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| Laphroaig 18 Yr |
$11.00 |
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| Laphroaig 21 Yr |
$36.75 |
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| Macallan Cask Strength |
$10.75 |
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| Macallan 18 Yr |
$16.50 |
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| Macallan 25 Yr |
$46.75 |
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| Oban |
$11.50 |
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| Old Pulteney 12 Yr |
$7.50 |
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| Pig's Nose |
$7.00 |
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| Scapa 16 Yr |
$11.25 |
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| Sheep Dip |
$7.50 |
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| Talisker |
$10.50 |
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| The Dalmore 12 Yr Single Malt |
$7.50 |
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| The Famous Grouse |
$5.50 |
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| Bernheim Wheat |
$7.25 |
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| Fireball Cinnamon |
$4.00 |
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| Jeremiah Weed Cherry Mash |
$4.00 |
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| Jime Beam Red Stag |
$4.50 |
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| Phillips Union Vanilla |
$6.50 |
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| Phillips Union |
$6.50 |
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| Rogue Dead Guy |
$7.75 |
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| Sunyory Yamazaki |
$7.75 |
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| Red Wine |
$4.00 |
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| White Wine |
$4.00 |
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| Mad Dog Sangria |
$4.00 |
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| Angry Benny |
$9.00 |
bacon, charred tomatoes, poached or scrambled local farm eggs served open face on grilled nantucket bakery bread smothered in habanero hollandaise. served with poor man's hash. |
| Angry Joon |
$9.00 |
smoked salmon, spinach, poached or scrambled local farm eggs served open face on grilled hopcat brewer's bread smothered in habanero hollandaise. served with poor man's hash. |
| Mac And Chaz Sandwich |
$9.50 |
this open-faced sandwich will make all the badness go bye-bye! gooey mac and cheese on nantucket bakery white bread with bacon and jalapeño peppers, layered with more cheese, bbq pulled pork, onion r |
| Pot Pie |
$7.50 |
sausage, potato, onion, pepper, mushroom, tomato, jalapeno, scallions and sausage gravy baked in a pie and topped with poached or scrambled local farm eggs and spicy queso cheese. |
| Szechuan "eggs" |
$8.00 |
five spice tofu scramble. served with grilled brewer's bread and poor man's hash. |
| Ride The Lightning Salad |
$8.00 - $9.00 |
fresh greens with tomato, broccoli, spinach, orange and avocado tossed (ungently, by the way) with house-made ginger and garlic dressing and topped with sautéed asparagus. |
| Chronic Fries |
$4.00 |
our house fries with a secret spicy seasoning. you must try them! |
| Chili Cheese Fries |
$6.00 |
our famous chronic fries smothered in chili and topped with spicy queso dipping sauce, scallions and jalapenos. |
| Poor Man Potato Wings |
$7.00 |
10 breaded potato wedges tossed in your choice of buffalo hot, mild, golden bbq or sweet-chili served with spicy avocado ranch and celery sticks on the side. |
| Blessed Black Vegan "chicken" Wings |
$9.00 |
10 house-made vegan wings tossed in buffalo hot, mild, golden bbq or sweet-chili. served with spicy avocado ranch on the side. served with spicy avocado ranch and celery sticks. |
| No Bull Steak |
$10.00 |
made with seasoned tempeh sausage (not beef!), sautéed onions, peppers, mushrooms and sunflower vegan cheese. served on a fresh locally made garlic bread baguette from little rooster bake house. |
| Stella Blue |
$10.00 |
pretty simple. stuffed with blue cheese and bacon. |
| Gov't Cheese |
$10.00 |
stuffed with aged white cheddar cheese. |
| Hot Stuff |
$10.00 |
stuffed with jalapeños and pepper-jack with our super hot mustard on the side. |
| The Queso Jalapeno |
$11.00 |
take the hot stuffed burger and add our house made spicy queso cheese dip and pickled jalapeños. |
| The Buffalo |
$11.00 |
take the stella blue stuffed burger and add stella's buffalo wing sauce and celery mayo. |
| The Mr. Fables |
$11.00 |
an olive burger! black angus topped with a ton of green olives, blue cheese and swiss cheese. |
| The Big Ballah |
$11.00 |
black angustopped with cheddar stuffed jalapeño poppers, bacon and an onion ring. |
| Hippy Stuffed |
$10.00 |
house made black bean and lentil burger stuffed with tempeh bacon and pesto (not hippies, obviously!). |
| White Lightning |
$10.00 |
house made white bean, green pea and mushroom burger coated in tortilla chips and smothered in our spicy black been chili. |
| Whiskey And Eggs |
$9.00 |
locally farmed eggs baked in cream, tomato, spicy italian sausage, parmesan cheese, potatoes, grilled nantucket bakery white bread. |
| Tequila Sunrise Eggs |
$9.00 |
chorizo, black beans, avocado, onions, peppers, pepper-jack, scrambled or poached locally farmed eggs and spicy tomato salsa on red corn tortillas. |
| Poor Man's Hash |
$3.00 |
our poor man's potato wings chopped up with onion and peppers. mild, hot or bbq. |
| Two Degrees Of Stella's Bacon |
$3.00 |
apple wood smoked or michigan maple candied. |
| Give Me Some Bread |
$2.00 |
hopcat brewer's bread, nantucket bakery white bread or a house-made biscuit. all with our own grape-whiskey jam. |
| Fruit Cocktail |
$3.00 |
fruit salad with greek yogurt and kashi granola. |
| Biscuits And Groovy |
$3.00 |
our tempeh sausage and mushroom gravy over house-made biscuits. |
| Beer Battered Onion Rings |
$5.00 |
served with house-made angry mayo or house-made spicy avocado vegan ranch. |
| Steel Cut Oats |
$5.00 |
steel cut oats, dried fruit, and michigan maple syrup. soy milk served on the side. |
| Spicy Black Bean Chili |
$4.00 - $5.50 |
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| Spicy Beef And Black Bean Chili |
$4.50 - $6.00 |
we added seasoned beef to the chili and topped it with our house spicy queso dipping cheese and locally made tortilla chips. |
| Elvis French Toast |
$8.50 |
which elvis is your favorite - you choose: either peanut butter, grape-whiskey jam and bananas or peanut butter, honey and bananas. served with maple syrup. |
| Fruit Loops With A Side Of Frosted Flakes |
$5.00 |
made in battle creek and served with high school 2% milk. tony the tiger and toucan sam. |
| The Dude's Pancakes |
$6.50 |
chocolate chips, vanilla wafers, house made whipped cream, and kahlua syrup. the dude would totally abide. |
