| French Fries |
$3.99 |
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| Chips and Salsa |
$4.99 |
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| Spinach and Artichoke Dip |
$9.99 |
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| Buffalo Wings (New York Style Drumettes) |
$9.99 |
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| Bangkok Wings (with Sweet & Hot Chili Sauce) |
$9.99 |
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| Coconut Shrimp and Fries |
$9.79 |
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| Mozzarella Stix |
$7.99 |
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| Onion Rings |
$7.99 |
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| Loaded Tater Skins |
$8.49 |
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| New Stuffed Jalapenos and Fries |
$9.99 |
Four jalapeno peppers stuffed with 4 cheeses and wrapped in bacon. Served w/fries |
| Chicken Quesadilla |
$9.99 |
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| Chicken Tenders (with Wanker Dip) |
$10.49 |
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| Steamer Clams |
$9.99 - $13.99 |
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| Beer Battered Shrimp and Fries |
$10.49 |
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| Combo Platter (No Substitutions) |
$15.99 |
Beer shrimp, buffalo wings, mozz stix, bacon wrapped stuffed jalapenos, fries |
| House Salad |
$8.49 |
Crisp greens, tomato, red onion, bell peppers, cucumbers, olives, shredded cheese and croutons. Add chicken $3.00 |
| Thai-Foon Salad |
$10.49 |
Chunks of chicken breast, spinach, endive, snow peas, red bell pepper and bean sprouts, tossed with a house specialty thai ginger dressing |
| Caesar Salad |
$8.49 |
Romaine, croutons, tomato and parmesan cheese, tossed with caesar. Add chicken $3.00, smoked salmon $3.00 |
| Buffalo Salad |
$10.49 |
Romaine, tomato, cucumber and shredded monterey jack and tillamook cheddar cheese, tossed with a bleu cheese vinaigrette, and topped with chunks of chicken breast marinated in buffalo wing sauce |
| Crispy Chicken Salad |
$10.49 |
Breaded and fried chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, red onion, cucumber and green pepper. Tossed with ranch and finished with shredded cheese |
| Tex-Mex Salad |
$10.49 |
Tender chunks of chicken breast, lettuce, red and green pepper, black beans, crushed tortilla chips, corn, red onion. Tossed with salsa ranch and finished with shredded cheese |
| Side Caesar or Tossed Green |
$3.99 |
Ranch, bleu cheese, italian, 1000 island, honey mustard, fat free honey mustard |
| Chili or Swill of the Day |
$3.25 - $5.29 |
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| Clam Chowder |
$3.49 - $5.99 |
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| Cannon Bowl |
$9.49 |
Soup, chili or chowder in a bread bowl. Includes green salad w/choice of dressing |
| Wanker Burger |
$8.49 |
Special sauce, red onion, lettuce and tomato. Add a slice of cheese, bacon or mushrooms for a buck. Slice of cheese, bacon, mushrooms for a buck |
| Jimmy Buffett's Cheese Burger |
$9.39 |
I like mine with lettuce and tomato, heinz 57 and french fried potato |
| Maui Burger |
$9.39 |
Teriyaki pineapple rings, lettuce, tomato, cheddar and special sauce |
| Chili Burger |
$9.89 |
Open face half pounder smothered with killer chili and a choice of cheese and, or onion |
| Patty Melt |
$9.89 |
Our half pound burger, 1000 island dressing, sauteed onions and swiss cheese on grilled dark rye bread. Add sauteed mushrooms for a buck |
| Hutt River Special |
$10.49 |
A wanker burger with ham, egg, bacon and cheddar |
| Chili Chihuahua |
$8.99 |
Its a chili dog, dummy. A quarter pound all beef frank, smothered with killer chili, cheese and onions. Served with fries |
| New Chimichanga |
$10.49 |
Two flour tortillas stuffed with beans, chicken and cheese. Smothered with melted cheddar and jack cheeses, salsa, sour cream and guacamole. Choice of beans. Made fresh daily |
| New Halibut Fish Tacos |
$10.99 |
Two corn tortillas, shred cabbage, fresh pico de gallo served w/rice and beans |
| Chicken Quesadilla |
$10.49 |
Large flour tortillas with melted cheese, diced chicken breast, guacamole, olives and onions. Sour cream and salsa on the side |
| Nacho |
$10.99 |
A platter of crisp tortilla chips, refried beans, olives, jalapenos, salsa, green onions, and melted cheese. Topped with sour cream. And guacamole |
| Super Nacho |
$13.99 |
Served after 3pm weekdays after 12pm sat and sun. Add $2.50 charge on to go orders |
| New York |
$14.95 |
12 oz. topped with sauteed mushrooms, crumbled bleu cheese, served with veggie of the day. Side salad or side caesar |
| Guiltless Chicken Platter |
$10.99 |
8 oz. marinated and grilled lemon herb chicken breast. Served w/veggie of the day and soup or salad |
| Patty and Salad |
$9.89 |
One half pound of fresh ground beef grilled to your liking. Served w/fresh house salad or side caesar salad. Slice of cheese, bacon, mushrooms for a buck |
| Smoked Pork Chops |
$10.99 |
Smoked and grilled 6 oz. pork chops. Served with veggie of the day and soup or salad |
| Vegetarian |
$8.99 |
Cream cheese, guacamole, swiss and cheddar, lettuce, sprouts, tomato, bell pepper and cukes on whole wheat |
| B.L.T |
$9.49 |
Bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo on thick cut wheat toast |
| Wanker's Beach Club |
$9.99 |
Turkey, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato and mayo on double deck wheat toast |
| T.A.B. |
$9.49 |
Smoked turkey, avocado guac., bacon, cream cheese, sprouts, tomato on a french roll |
| Reuben |
$9.49 |
Grilled dark rye, 1000 island, swiss cheese, sauerkraut. Your choice of corned beef or turkey |
| French Dip |
$9.49 |
Lean roast beef, red onion, swiss cheese on a stadium roll, aujus |
| Veggie Burger |
$8.99 |
Grilled veggie patty, swiss cheese, guacamole, red onion tomato and sprouts |
| Grilled Chicken Breast |
$9.69 |
Clucker breast, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a bun |
| Chicken Cordon Bleu Sammy |
$9.79 |
Grilled chicken breast, ham, swiss cheese and honey mustard with lettuce on a sesame seed bun |
| Ham and Swiss Deli |
$8.99 |
Thinly sliced ham, swiss cheese, mayo, lettuce and tomato on dark rye |
| Turkey Deli |
$8.99 |
Sliced breast of turkey, lettuce, tomato and mayo w/choices of cheese and bread. Add bacon for a buck |
| Corned Beef |
$8.99 |
Lettuce, tomato and deli style mustard on dark rye |
| 1/2 Sammich and Cup of Soup |
$8.99 |
Turkey, ham, corned beef, roast beef or tuna sammich served cold on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mayo |
| Buffalo Wrap |
$9.99 |
New york style buffalo chicken, brown rice and bell peppers |
| Clubhouse Wrap |
$9.99 |
Turkey, ham, bacon, lettuce, tomato and special sauce |
| Philly Beef Wrap |
$9.99 |
Sliced roast beef, brown rice, green and red peppers, lettuce, tomato and special sauce |
| Thai Chicken Wrap |
$9.99 |
Chicken breast marinated in thai dressing with rice, fresh spinach leaves, bell pepper, snow peas, onion and bean sprouts |
| Chicken Caesar Wrap |
$9.99 |
Tender grilled diced chicken breast, romaine, tomato, parmesan and caesar dressing |
| Veggie Wrap |
$9.99 |
Black beans, rice, green pepper, onion, tomato, lettuce, bean sprouts and special sauce |
| Beef-N-Cheddar |
$9.99 |
Roast beef, tillamook cheddar and tomato |
| Chicken-Bacon-Swiss |
$9.99 |
Chicken breast, bacon, swiss and tomato |
| Tuna-N-Cheddar |
$9.99 |
Tuna, tillamook cheddar and tomato |
| Turkey, Bacon, Swiss or Ham-N-Swiss |
$9.99 |
Turkey, bacon, swiss and tomato or ham, swiss and tomato |
| Chef's Choice |
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Ask your server for todays selection of steaks, chops, sausage, pasta or whatever the chef feels like featuring |
| Wanker Special (Certified Wanker Beef) |
$14.99 |
A 10 oz. center cut top sirloin steak, seasoned and seared to your liking or substitute a 12 oz. new york steak for a buck more. |
| B.B.Q. Pork Rib Platter |
$15.49 |
Tender, juicy, fall off the bone, melt in your mouth squealy meat |
| Country Fried Steak |
$11.99 |
Country fried steak, smothered in country sausage gravy |
| Chicken Tender Platter |
$13.99 |
Battered, fried, strips of juicy breast meat with wanker dip |
| Grilled Chook |
$13.99 |
Grilled chicken breast, smothered in mushrooms, bacon, melted monterey jack and cheddar cheeses with honey mustard sauce |
| Fish and Chips |
$10.99 |
Icelandic cod or pacific salmon battered and fried. With tartar sauce and lemon wedges. Add fish $1.50 |
| Halibut Fish and Chips |
$16.99 |
Beer battered and deep fried chunks of halibut served w/fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce and lemon wedges |
| Rice Bowl |
$7.99 |
Brown rice, green onions and bean sprouts. Served with sweet chili and, or thai foon dressing. Add black beans $1.30 & chicken $3.00 |
| No Meat |
$5.99 |
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| Ham, Bacon or Sausage |
$7.29 |
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| Country Fried Steak with Sausage Gravy |
$8.39 |
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| Top Sirloin 10 oz |
$11.29 |
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| 2X2X2 |
$6.29 |
2 eggs, 2 pancakes or toast, 2 pieces of bacon or sausage with coffee. No substitutions |
| Anti-Carb Breaky |
$7.19 |
3 egg omelet, ham, bacon, and, or sausage, smothered w/mix of cheeses |
| Just Cheese |
$6.99 |
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| Ham, Bacon or Sausage |
$7.99 |
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| Denver Ham, Onions and Bell Peppers |
$7.99 |
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| Veggie |
$7.99 |
Tomato, onion, peppers and shrooms |
| Mushroom |
$7.99 |
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| Coop's Favorite Breaky Sammy |
$6.99 |
3x3x2 3 egg and 3 piece bacon omelet, topped with 2 pieces of tillamook cheddar cheese on a toasted french roll, side of homemade spuds |
| Biscuits and Sausage Gravy |
$5.99 - $3.99 |
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| Weekend Breaky Burrito |
$7.99 |
A flour tortilla stuffed with melted cheese, ham, egg, bacon peppers, onions, shrooms and tomato with spuds |
| Wanker's Breaky Nacho |
$5.99 |
Fresh fried torilla chips topped with melted cheeses, sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, tomatoes, black beans, green onions, jalapenos and sour cream served with figgie's hot or mild salsa on the side |
| Stack of Cakes (3) |
$4.99 |
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| French Toast |
$5.49 |
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| Toast |
$1.99 |
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| Ham, Bacon or Sausage |
$3.79 |
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| Eggs (3) |
$3.29 |
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| Spuds |
$3.29 |
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| Sausage Gravy |
$1.99 |
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| Wanker's Mud Pie |
$3.99 |
Still hungry try a wedge of coffee ice cream on a chocolate graham cracker crust, swirled w/chocolate syrup and topped w/crushed snickers |
| Scoop O'Ice Cream |
$1.50 |
Ask your server about our other desserts or smoothies |
| Ultimate Wankerita |
$8.25 |
The supreme margarita. Jose cuervo gold, cointreau, sweet n sour and a splash of grand marnier, all on the rocks |
| Sexy Alligator |
$7.50 |
Layered jagermeister, chambord, midori and sweet n sour served up |
| The Bloody Wanker |
$7.25 |
Our version of the favorite hangover cure. Absolut vodka and our own special recipe |
| Starburst |
$7.50 |
Gin, rum, triple sec, vodka, oj n pineapple juice and chambord |
| Raspberry Wanker |
$7.50 |
Chambord, absolut vodka, sweet n sour and sprite on the rocks |
| Shipwreck |
$7.99 |
Malibu coconut rum, island oasis pina colada, ice cream and banana |
| Mudslide |
$7.99 |
Kahlua, vodka, baileys irish cream and island oasis ice cream |
| Lava Flow |
$7.99 |
Malibu coconut rum, island oasis pina colada and strawberry |
| Aloha Berry |
$7.99 |
Ameretto, island oasis raspberry and pina colada |
| Frozen Alligator |
$7.99 |
Midori melon liqueur, island oasis pina colada and ice cream |
| Coke |
$2.49 |
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| Diet Coke |
$2.49 |
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| Sprite |
$2.49 |
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| Lemonade |
$2.49 |
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| Iced Tea |
$2.49 |
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| Strawberry Lemonade |
$2.99 |
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