| The Salmagundi |
$7.99 |
Our biggest salad, chef surprise. Specify sauce dressing |
| Taco Salad |
$7.69 |
Lettuce, corn chips, don juans infamous chili, cheddar, guacamole and a side of sour cream and salsa |
| So Crates Salad |
$6.99 |
Lettuce, gyro meat, feta, black olives, green peppers, onions and tomato. specify sauce |
| Small Dinner Salad |
$4.49 |
Lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, croutons. Specify sauce |
| Summer Salad |
$10.49 |
Romaine & spring mix, chicken breast, salami, red onions, mandarin orange wedges, sweet cherry pepper rings, cranberries, almond slices and asiago cheese |
| Teriyaki Chicken |
$9.49 |
Grilled chicken, monterey jack, green onions, tomatoes, sesame seeds and a side of sesame vinaigrette |
| Fajita Chicken |
$9.69 |
Grilled chicken, onions, mushrooms, green peppers, green onions, green chiles, sharp cheddar and a side of sauce |
| Rubin Tubin |
$8.99 |
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| The Nuke |
$7.99 |
Ham, turkey, beef, swiss, provolone, cheddar, lettuce and sauce |
| Turkey & Cheese |
$6.99 |
Turkey, provolone, lettuce and sauce |
| The Clubhouse |
$9.29 |
Ham, turkey, bacon, cheddar, swiss, guacamole, tomato, lettuce and sauce |
| Any Single Meat & Cheese |
$6.99 |
1 Meat, 1 cheese, lettuce, bread & sauce. Choose a meat - ham, turkey, roast beef, salami, pepperoni, turkey pastrami. Choose a cheese - swiss natural, provolone, cheddar, sharp, monterey jack, peppe |
| The Pepperoni Vegi |
$7.59 |
Pepperoni, or any other meat we carry, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, sunflower seeds, swiss, monterey jack, lettuce, alfalfa sprouts and sauce |
| Three Mile Island |
$8.69 |
Ham, turkey, beef, pepperoni, swiss, provolone, cheddar, monterey jack, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, sunflower seeds, lettuce and sauce |
| Mount St. Helens |
$8.89 |
Ham, turkey, beef, pepperoni, turkey pastrami, swiss, provolone, cheddar, monterey jack, mozzarella, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, sunflower seeds, lettuce and sauce |
| Crab Trap |
$8.29 |
Imitation crab, alfalfa sprouts, dill pickle, bacon bits, onions, sunflower seeds, monterey jack, swiss, lettuce and sauce |
| The Beastie |
$7.99 |
Beef, onions, mushrooms, cheddar, monterey jack, sunflower seeds, horseradish, lettuce, alfalfa sprouts and sauce |
| The Capitol Complex |
$8.69 |
Ham, salami, pepperoni, turkey pastrami, pepper jack, swiss, onions, tomato, lettuce and sauce |
| Sorry Charlie |
$7.49 |
Tuna & mayo mix cheddar, pickle spears, lettuce and a sauce |
| The All American |
$8.99 |
Angus burger, bacon, american, monterey jack, tomato, onion, pickle, mayo, mustard, ketchup and lettuce |
| The Vegi |
$6.99 |
Mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, sunflower seeds, swiss, monterey jack, lettuce, alfalfa sprouts and sauce |
| Mouse Trap |
$6.99 |
Swiss, provolone, cheddar, monterey jack, sunflower seeds, alfalfa sprouts, lettuce and sauce |
| Rabbit Habit |
$7.49 |
Mushrooms, onions, green peppers, black olives, pineapple, tomatoes, mozzarella, monterey jack, cheddar, lettuce, sprouts and sauce |
| The Broken Heart |
$7.99 |
Artichoke hearts, sun dried tomatoes, garlic cream cheese, black olives, provolone, alfalfa sprouts, lettuce and sauce |
| The Blackfoot |
$8.49 |
Black beans, cheddar, monterey jack, salsa, tomato, onions, sour cream, lettuce and sauce |
| Philly Melt |
$8.59 |
Philly steak, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, monterey jack, creamy swiss and a sauce of your choice |
| French Dip |
$6.49 |
Beef, cheddar, creamy swiss and au jus |
| Turkey Melt |
$6.39 |
Turkey, provolone, creamy swiss, dijon mustard and sauce |
| Ham Melt |
$6.49 |
Ham, cheddar, creamy swiss, dijon mustard and sauce of your choice |
| Teriyaki Melt |
$8.39 |
Chicken, monterey jack, green onions, sesame seeds, tomato and sauce of your choice |
| Tuna Melt |
$6.79 |
Tuna & mayo mix, cheddar, pickle spears, lettuce and sauce of your choice |
| Pizza Melt |
$6.79 |
Pepperoni, black olives, onions, mushrooms, green peppers, cheddar, mozzarella, creamy swiss and pizza sauce |
| Rancho Deluxe |
$7.29 |
Beef, cheddar, creamy swiss, dijon mustard, dill pickles, sunflower seeds, onions, mushrooms and sauce |
| Vegi Dip |
$6.29 |
Mushrooms, onions, green peppers, sunflower seeds, creamy swiss, mozzarella and sauce |
| Pepperoni Vegi Dip |
$6.79 |
Meat of your choice, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, sunflower seeds, creamy swiss, mozzarella and sauce |
| Dixieland |
$7.49 |
BBQ pork, cheddar, coleslaw and sauce. |
| Chernobyl MeltDown |
$7.29 |
Turkey, salami, creamy swiss, cheddar, cream cheese, onions, alfalfa sprouts, horseradish, white pepper, salsa and sauce |
| Hot Pastrami |
$6.79 |
Turkey pastrami, sauerkraut, creamy swiss, onions, mushrooms, dijon mustard and sauce |
| Headbangers Hoagie |
$7.29 |
Ham, salami, pepperoni, cream cheese, cheddar, creamy swiss, mozzarella, lettuce and italian dressing or any sauce |
| Grilled Cheesy |
$5.99 |
Cheddar, creamy swiss, monterey jack, mozzarella and sauce |
| Teriyaki Chicken Bowl |
$9.29 |
Rice, you can opt for potato instead, teriyaki chicken, broccoli, cauliflower, mushrooms and green onions |
| Broccoli & Cheese Spud |
$7.29 |
Broccoli, cheddar, onions and real bacon bits. |
| Potato of the Sea |
$7.29 |
Plenty o imitation crab, covered with butter, onions, chives and a thick blanket of monterey jack |
| MRL |
$7.29 |
Veggies - mushrooms, onions, black olives, broccoli, cauliflower, alfalfa sprouts, green peppers, kidney beans, artichoke hearts, sun dried tomatoes, jalapenos. Extra vegi $0.79 |
| MRL |
$7.29 |
Cheese - swiss, natural, provolone, cheddar, sharp, mozzarella, monterey jack, pepper jack, gorgonzola, creamy swiss, feta, asiago. Extra cheese $0.99 |
| Rude Dude |
$7.49 |
Pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, black olives, butter, monterey jack and gorgonzola |
| Rajun Cajun |
$7.49 |
Ham, sausage, onions, green peppers, kidney beans, tabasco, cajun gravy and cajun spice |
| Pizza Potato |
$6.99 |
Pizza sauce, black olives, pepperoni, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, mozzarella and sharp cheddar |
| Chili Cheddar Potato |
$7.49 |
Don juans infamous chili, cheddar and onions |
| The Nuke |
$6.99 |
Ham, turkey, beef, swiss, provolone and cheddar |
| The Nuke Deluxe |
$7.29 |
Ham, turkey, beef, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, swiss, provolone and cheddar |
| So Crates the Potato |
$7.29 |
Gyro meat, feta, monterey jack, onions, green peppers, black olives, tomatoes and sauce |
| Black Beans & Rice |
$6.99 |
Black bean mixture, cheddar, a side of ox salsa and your choice of sauce |
| French Onion Potato |
$6.59 |
French onion soup covered with monterey jack |
| The Dud Spud |
$4.49 |
Butter, chives and bacon bits |
| Plain Jane |
$3.79 |
potato or rice with butter |
| Philly Steak |
$9.89 |
Philly beef, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, monterey jack and creamy swiss. Comes with a side of one of our famous sauces |
| Havalina |
$9.39 |
Ham, pineapple, mushrooms and five cheese blend. Comes with a side of one of our famous sauces |
| Hoagadilla |
$9.19 |
Salami, pepperoni, ham, monterey jack, onions, tomato, sweet peppers, lettuce and sprinkled with our italian sauce. Comes with a side of one of our famous sauces |
| Pizzadilla |
$8.99 |
Pizza sauce, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, pepperoni and five cheese blend. comes with a side of one of our famous sauces |
| Black Bean |
$9.19 |
Black beans, five cheese blend, tomatoes and green chiles. Comes with a side of one of our famous sauces |
| Who Cut the Cheese |
$8.49 |
Our five cheese blend. Comes with a side of one of our famous sauces |
| Sauce by the Container |
$0.89 - $4.59 |
In addition to the extra sides of sauce for $0.89, all of our delicious homemade specialty sauces are available in an 8oz container for $2.49 or 16oz pint container for $4.59. The best ranch in Helen |
| Soup of the Day |
$4.69 - $6.49 |
Homemade soup of the day available during fall and winter months. Changes daily |
| Cheese Ox |
$8.69 |
Beef, monterey jack and bbq sauce sauteed together and served in a clubfoot boat. |
| Cheese Ox Deluxe |
$9.19 |
Beef, monterey jack, mushrooms, onions, green peppers and bbq sauce sauteeed together and served in a clubfoot boat |
| Naoxchos |
$10.29 |
Tortilla chips, black olives, onions, five cheese blend, pepper jack, jalapennos, guacamole, sour cream and a side of our famous salsa. Add philly beef $1.99. Add a small side of don juans chili $0. |
| Chicken Fajita Naoxchos |
$11.99 |
Chicken fajita, tortilla chips, black olives, onions, five cheese blend, pepper jack, jalapenos, guacamole, sour cream and a side of our famous salsa. |
| Pizza Wheels |
$7.49 |
Pizza sauce, black olives, pepperoni, green peppers, onions, mushrooms and 5 cheese blend on 3 clubfoot bread rounds |
| Cheese Wheels |
$6.39 |
Three wheels covered with cheese blend |
| Chips & Salsa |
$3.29 |
A pile of tri - color tortilla chips served with a portion of our famous salsa |
| French Onion Soup |
$6.29 |
Served with beef broth, onions, croutons and broiled monterey jack |
| Don Juans Infamous Chili |
$4.69 - $6.49 |
Sharp cheddar on request. $0.99 |
| Ox Fingers |
$1.00 - $6.49 |
A small sandwich made with a bread gut and your choice of one meat. Creamy swiss comes standard. Heated with side of ranch |
| Camel Toes |
$3.00 - $7.19 |
Same as ox fingers, only made with gyro meat, feta and black olives. 3 Toes come with a side of sauce |
| Bread Guts |
$2.99 |
4 Guts with one sauce. The insides of our clubfoot buns, good with soups, salads and potatoes |
| Sticky Fingers |
$2.99 |
3 Guts served with PB & J |
| Ox Chip Cookies |
$1.69 |
All varieties |
| Bread Pudding |
$3.49 |
Served with cinnamon sauce |
