| Chips & Salsa |
$4.50 |
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| Chips & Queso |
$5.00 |
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| Chips & Guacamole |
$5.50 |
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| Jalapeno Poppers |
$8.00 |
Breaded cheese stuffed jalapenos served with green chile queso. |
| Mozzarella Sticks |
$7.00 |
with either Ranch, Blue Cheese or Marinara dipping sauce. |
| Zucchini Sticks |
$6.00 |
with either Ranch, Blue Cheese or Marinara dipping sauce. |
| Breaded Mushrooms |
$6.00 |
with either Ranch, Blue Cheese or Marinara dipping sauce. |
| Loaded Fries |
$8.00 |
Generous portion of our battered and seasoned fries topped with red or green chile, queso, shredded cheese and crispy bacon. |
| Loaded Potato Skins |
$7.50 |
Crispy potato skins smothered with cheese and topped with chives, crispy bacon and sour cream. |
| Effing Buffalo Wings |
$6.00 - $18.00 |
Naked spicy wings served with choice of one dipping sauce and celery sticks. Dipping sauces: Hot, Mild, BBQ, Teriyaki, Ranch & Bleu cheese. |
| Boneless Buffalo Strips |
$6.00 - $18.00 |
Strips of boneless chicken breasts hand battered and deep fried to a golden brown. Tossed in your choice of hot, mild, BBQ or teriyaki sauce. Served with celery sticks and ranch or blue cheese dressi |
| Effing Triple Play |
$11.00 |
Pick any three of the following starters along with three dipping sauces (ranch, blue cheese, hot, mild or marinara). Jalapeno Poppers, Mozzarella Sticks, Zucchini Sticks, Breaded Mushrooms, Loaded F |
| Taquitos |
$3.00 |
Two taquitos, chicken or beef, with lettuce tomato garnish served with salsa |
| Frito Pie |
$5.00 |
Fritos corn chips in a bowl topped with beans, meat, chili, lettuce, tomato and cheese. It's New Mexico comfort , after all |
| Quesadilla |
$6.50 |
A folded flour tortilla generously stuffed with shredded cheddar and Monterey Jack cheeses. Served with sour cream and salsa (guacamole on request, add $1.50). Garnished with lettuce and tomato. |
| Effing Quesadilla |
$9.00 |
Consider it our regular quesadilla's big sibling. Twice the size of our regular for twice the flavor. You might want to share with some friends. |
| Nachos |
$8.00 |
Generous portion of our white corn tortilla chips piled high and topped with beans, queso, jalapenos and shredded cheese. Garnish with lettuce and tomato. Served with sour cream and salsa (guacamole |
| Effing Nachos |
$11.00 |
Bring an appetite or a few friends. Built like his little brother just large enough to feed four. |
| Joe's Grilled Cheese* |
$7.75 |
Generous slices of cheese, bacon and green chile packed between two slices of grilled sour dough bread. |
| Plain ol' Grilled Cheese |
$5.50 |
Well its our grilled cheese. How much more simple do you want it? |
| Jen's Hot Italian |
$8.95 |
Pepperoni, Genoa salami, ham, mozzarella cheese, sliced pepperoncini, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onions and Italian dressing piled high on a hoagie roll. |
| Randy's Chicken Salad* |
$8.95 |
Fresh made in house chicken salad spread high between two slices of your choice of bread. |
| Hot Ham & Cheese* |
$8.95 |
Well it describes itself. Ham and American cheese piled between two slices of grilled sour dough bread and of course, served hot. |
| BLT or BLC* |
$8.95 |
No explanation necessary, it's bacon, lettuce and tomato between two slices of your choice of bread. Substitute cheese for the tomato and make it a BLC. |
| Effing BLT or BLC |
$10.95 |
Like his little sibling but twice the B, L, & T (or C) between three slices of your choice of bread. Think of it as a BLT club. |
| Effing Philly |
$8.95 |
Piled high with roast beef, Swiss cheese, sauteed peppers and onions between two halves of a hoagie bun. Like the original, just done our own Effing way. |
| Effing Dip |
$8.95 |
What is there to say - it's an Effing Philly without the cheese and veggies and served with au jus. |
| Effing Turkey* |
$8.95 |
Turkey breast, green chile and Swiss cheese piled high between two slices of grilled sour dough bread. Yeah we know, technically it's an Albuquerque Turkey. |
| Effing Rueben* |
$8.95 |
Slices of Certified Angus Beef (TM) pastrami, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and dressing between two slices of grilled light rye bread. |
| Effing Grilled Chicken |
$8.95 |
A butter flied grilled breast of chicken served on a grilled sour dough bun. Lettuce and tomato garnish. |
| Effing Chicken Fried Steak |
$8.95 |
A huge cutlet of chicken fried steak, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a barely able to contain it grilled sour dough bun. |
| Effing Fish Po' Boy |
$8.95 |
Beer battered deep fried fish fillet with hot sauce and house-made cabbage slaw on a hoagie bun. |
| Effing Shrimp Po' Boy |
$8.95 |
Beer battered deep fried shrimp and house-made cabbage slaw on a hoagie bun. |
| Effing Sandwich |
$10.95 |
Triple decked slices of Certified Angus Beef (TM) pastrami, turkey, bacon, Swiss and American cheese, lettuce, tomato, guacamole and green chile on grilled whole wheat. |
| Fruit cup |
$2.00 |
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| Cole Slaw |
$2.00 |
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| Potato Salad |
$2.00 |
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| Fries |
$2.00 |
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| 1/2 order Onion Rings |
$2.00 |
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| Beans |
$2.00 |
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| Green Beans |
$2.00 |
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| Baked potato w/ butter and chives |
$2.00 |
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| Broccoli Normandy |
$2.00 |
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| Add side (house salad) salad |
$3.00 |
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| House Salad |
$5.50 |
Crisp bed of iceberg lettuce topped with tomato, shredded cheese and croutons. |
| Chef Salad |
$9.00 |
Crisp iceberg lettuce topped with ham, shredded cheese, mushrooms, diced celery, croutons and a sliced hard boiled egg. |
| Randy's Chicken Salad |
$9.00 |
Bed of crisp iceberg lettuce topped with Randy's own hand-made chicken salad and garnished with tomato wedges. |
| Grilled Chicken or Steak Salad |
$10.50 |
Starts with our house salad and add either grilled chicken or Certified Angus Beef (TM) steak, cucumber slices, blue cheese crumbles and salsa on the side. |
| Cobb Salad |
$9.00 |
Bed of crisp iceberg lettuce topped with diced chicken, crispy bacon crumbles, diced tomatoes, avocado slices, blue cheese crumbles and sliced egg hard boiled egg. |
| Classic Bar Burger |
$8.00 |
A Certified Angus Beef (TM) patty grilled to order served on a sour dough bun |
| Classic Cheeseburger |
$8.50 |
Our classic bar burger topped with a slice of American cheese. |
| Classic Bacon Cheeseburger |
$9.00 |
The classic bar burger with you guessed it, topped with two strips of bacon and a slice of cheese. |
| Mushroom & Swiss Burger |
$9.00 |
Starts with the classic bar burger and topped with what else, mushrooms and a slice of Swiss cheese. |
| Green Chile Cheeseburger |
$8.50 |
The classic bar burger topped with American cheese and green chile. |
| Patty Melt |
$8.50 |
Classic bar burger patty topped with grilled onions and Swiss cheese, served on grilled light rye. |
| Tortilla Burger |
$8.50 |
Classic bar burger and shredded cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served hand-held or smothered in red or green chile. |
| Relleno Burger |
$8.50 |
Our classic bar burger topped with a cheese filled chile relleno. Served open faced and smothered in red or green chile. |
| Effing Chile Burger |
$10.00 |
Our biggest Certified Angus Beef (TM) patty served open faced on a sour dough bun. We smother it in cheese and choice of red or green chile. |
| Effing Texas Burger |
$10.00 |
Just like our Effing Chile Burger, we just hopped across the border with our neighbors and smothered it in their style of chili. |
| The Original & Only Effing Burger |
$12.00 |
Born right here at the Effingbar for those of you with an Effing big appetite. Our biggest patty topped with Swiss and American cheese, green chile, sauteed mushrooms, bacon and onion rings. Effing A |
| Avocado |
$2.00 |
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| Bacon (2 strips) |
$2.00 |
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| Guacamole |
$3.00 |
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| Sour Cream |
$1.00 |
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| Cheese slice |
$1.00 |
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| Egg |
$1.50 |
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| Chicken or Beef Taco |
$1.50 |
A la carte |
| Fish or Srimp Taco |
$2.50 |
A la carte |
| Taco Plate |
$8.00 |
Three chicken or beef tacos (crunchy or soft) topped with lettuce, cheese and tomatoes. Served with beans and rice. |
| Enchilada Plate |
$8.00 |
Triple layer of flat stacked cheese enchiladas smothered in red or green chile. Garnished with lettuce, tomato and onions. Served with beans and rice. |
| Huevos Rancheros |
$8.00 |
Two eggs cooked the way you want resting atop a warm flour tortilla and smothered in red or green chile. Served with hash browns and beans. Garnished with lettuce and tomato. Sunday special, 2 for 1 |
| Burrito Plate |
$9.50 |
A flour tortilla wrapped around your choice of beef or chicken. Smothered in red or green chili and melted cheese. Served with beans and rice. Order as a chimichanga to be different |
| Fish & Chips |
$8.00 |
Two pieces of beer battered fish fillets served with fries, cole slaw and tarter sauce. |
| Shrimp & Fries |
$9.75 |
Beer battered jumbo shrimp served with fries, coleslaw and cocktail sauce. |
| Fish or Shrimp Tacos |
$9.75 |
Three corn tortilla tacos with fish or shrimp, house made cabbage slaw and an avocado slice. Served with cole slaw |
| Ribeye |
$22.95 |
The best cut of tender juicy beautifully marbled Certified Angus Beef (TM) steak. Cooked to order* and served with choice of two sides |
| New York Strip |
$18.95 |
Certified Angus Beef (TM) strip, hand cut from the loin. Cooked to order* and served with choice of two sides. |
| Petite Sirloin |
$11.95 |
Tender cut of lean Certified Angus Beef (TM) sirloin cooked to order* and served with choice of two sides |
| Burger & A Beverage |
$8.00 |
Our classic bar burger with your choice of fries or side salad and an Effing draft, soda or iced tea. |
| Half Sandwich & A Beverage |
$8.00 |
Choose from one of the sandwiches* with a side salad or fries and an Effing draft, soda or iced tea. |
| Lunch Light Bite |
$7.00 |
Grilled breast of chicken on a bed of lettuce, served with cottage cheese and fruit cup. |
